I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking
It’s better than ‘betting someone half your stuff that you’ll love them forever’
i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well
Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)
this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard
asthmatics are actually people with the souls of mermaids, who never adapted to breathing air 100% of the time