George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
“They’d never bury my wife out here.”
And all the Doctor and River shippers across the world…
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
My son may be a King, but I am no Queen… only a mother who would keep her children safe, however she could.
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
it’s a night where the british build forts and wage war against eachother
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
There are no shortcuts, no do-overs. What happened, happened. Trust me, I know. All of this matters. You can let it go.